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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Praise for Ann Yost and…

  Dedication

  Prologue

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  A word from the author...

  Thank you for purchasing this publication of The Wild Rose Press, Inc.

  He Loves Lucy

  by

  Ann Yost

  The Outlaws of Eden, Maine

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales, is entirely coincidental.

  He Loves Lucy

  COPYRIGHT © 2013 by Ann Yost

  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission of the author or The Wild Rose Press, Inc. except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.

  Contact Information: [email protected]

  Cover Art by Kim Mendoza

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  Publishing History

  First Crimson Rose Edition, 2013

  Print ISBN 978-1-61217-910-0

  Digital ISBN 978-1-61217-911-7

  The Outlaws of Eden, Maine

  Published in the United States of America

  Praise for Ann Yost and…

  THE EARL THAT I MARRY

  Brides and Prejudice Series

  “This was the perfect rainy-day read and the promise of further romances between the characters has me crossing my fingers that the ‘Brides and Prejudice’ series has a long and successful future.”

  ~The Romance Reviews

  …

  ABOUT A BABY

  The Outlaws of Eden, Maine series

  “Ann Yost writes an intriguing story that keeps you entertained all the way to the end.”

  ~Got Romance

  …

  THAT VOODOO THAT YOU DO

  “Yost pens a story that's heavy on romance and suspense, but with a comedic flair in the form of some elderly ladies who are convinced they are witches.”

  ~Romantic Times

  “This one’s definitely a keeper!”

  ~Marilyn Pappano, USA Today bestselling author

  Dedication

  To Ben, who loves Lucy as much as I do

  Prologue

  The law office of Claude Moore, Esq.

  Bangor, Maine

  Nate Packer surveyed the small group gathered in his attorney’s office and flashed what his ex-wife called his “Donald Trump” smile. His eyes lingered briefly on the former Mrs. Packer, Shirley, whose charcoal sweater and skirt and sleek cap of gray hair relegated her to the background of Nate’s Technicolor life. Shirley and Claude were two of a kind—solid, dull and devoted to Nate. He was fond of Shirley, always had been, but circumstances changed. Shirley understood.

  Claude understood, too. Nate flicked a mildly contemptuous glance at his attorney, impeccable as always, in his hand-tailored gunpowder-hued-three piece suit. Claude preferred to stay in the background, using his keen mind and legal expertise to smooth the path for his best friend. This time, though, Claude had nearly written himself out of the picture. Neither he nor Shirley was still a partner at Packer, Inc., the construction company the three of them had started thirty years earlier. Nate owned it all and he would until it was time for his son, Nate Junior, to take over. Nate glanced at Paula Binkowski, the sexy armful who would soon be his wife and Nate Junior’s mother. His blood rushed southward. He’d made a good choice in Paula. Together they’d found a dynasty.

  “Nate.” He hadn’t been aware of Shirley making her way across the small room. He lifted his glass of champagne in her direction and grinned.

  “It’s a great day, Shirl. A great day.”

  Her impassive look didn’t change. Never complain, never explain. That was Shirl’s motto. But this time she surprised him.

  “Claude’s out, too?”

  Nate shrugged. “He’s still my shyster but I need sole control over Packer, Inc., so my son can take over one day. You understand that, Shirl. Claude understands it, too.”

  “I think it’s a mistake, Nate,” she said, quietly. “You need Claude.”

  Anger rumbled through his veins driving high color into his cheeks and causing him to clench a fist. He wanted no criticism of this new course. Nothing new in that. He’d never tolerated criticism.

  “Claude hasn’t objected. In any case, he adores Paula.” The comment was intended to sting his ex-wife, a quick, sharp reprimand. Nate made the decisions for Packer, Inc. He always had.

  “Whatever you say.” Shirley sounded matter-of-fact, as if she were agreeing to order Chinese food for lunch. Her ready acquiescence calmed him as it always did.

  “You happy with the settlement, Shirl?”

  “It’s fine, Nate. I’m fine.”

  He favored her with a wide smile and patted her hand. “I’m glad you’re happy.” He could afford to be magnanimous. He’d gotten what he wanted—his freedom and sole control of Packer, Inc. Some people thought he was a lucky guy but Nate knew better. A successful man made his own luck.

  It was no accident that everything always went Nate Packer’s way.

  Chapter One

  Eighteen months later

  The Eden Consolidated High School auditorium

  Eden, Maine

  The tulips pirouetted onto the stage with smiles on their faces and bells on their toes.

  Unfortunately, centrifugal force quickly transformed the jingle bells into tiny missiles. Parents ducked, siblings hooted, the ballerinas shrieked and Miss Violet Thane’s annual spring recital, “Ode to the Seasons,” was Armageddon. The ballet teacher planted her fists on her hips and glared at someone behind the curtain.

  In the audience, Sheriff Jake Langley leaned over to speak to his six-year-old son. “Let me guess. Lucy made the costumes.”

  It wasn’t really a question. The bell catastrophe had his nanny’s name written all over it. Temporary nanny, thank God.

  Sam’s small face flushed with delight and his voice was filled with admiration.

  “Lucy made ’em explode! This is the coolest thing ever!”

  Jake would be willing to bet his newly acquired sheriff’s badge and the thirty-year mortgage on his Cypress Street Cape Cod that “cool” did not describe Miss Violet Thane’s present state of mind. The elderly ballet teacher was, no doubt, ready to strangle Lucy but she couldn’t have been surprised. Lucy Outlaw’s enthusiastic miscalculations were well known in Eden. During his year in the small New England town Jake had heard stories. Privately, he filed them under the inclusive title LUCY’S REGRETTABLE MISHAPS and they included events like the explosion in the middle school chemistry lab and the addition to the annual Christmas pageant of a golden retriever who gave birth on top of baby Jesus. Most notable, perhaps, was the year that Lucy, in charge of preparing a turkey for the Thanksgiving dinner at the Grange Hall, failed to remove the plastic bag of giblets before roasting.

  Lucy Outlaw was a legend in Eden, Maine. Chaos followed her the way dirt followed Pigpen a
nd Jake knew it. And because he knew it, he had to shoulder part of the blame for today’s fiasco. He’d unleashed Lucy on Miss Violet when he’d hired her as temporary nanny for his twins, Sam and Lillie. It was a decision he’d regretted every single day of the past two weeks despite the color and laughter she’d brought into his home.

  The crimson curtain on the high school auditorium stage slammed shut but not before Jake caught a glimpse of Lucy trying to corral the rogue bells with a broom. She was on the tall side, slender and graceful. From a distance, her short, curly hair looked black but closer inspection revealed threads of auburn and even gold. Wide eyes that looked like pieces of a Maine summer sky were set above a small, straight nose and soft lips. Jake supposed she was pretty but that wasn’t a word often used in connection with Lucy. Her animated features suggested humor, enthusiasm, and always, always, new schemes. He searched for the right term. Compelling? Vivid? Unpredictable? He settled for maddening.

  Mary Poppins without the umbrella or the common sense.

  Sam’s voice broke into the sheriff’s thoughts.

  “Can I go help Lucy clean up the bells?”

  “Better not. Miss Violet looks homicidal.”

  The thing was, Lucy always meant well.

  Her job description did not require cooking, laundry or housework but she’d wanted to help. Her attempts to iron and starch his uniform shirts had turned them into corrugated cardboard and she’d managed to lose half of every pair of socks he owned. At least three nights a week he sat down to eat some version of tuna surprise and his household now included Wiggles, a formerly stray cat and a white mouse the children had named Lucy Junior.

  But the worst part about having Lucy Outlaw as his temporary nanny was that she’d hauled Jake’s tattered libido out of mothballs.

  “I wish Lucy could stay with us forever,” Sam murmured.

  Jake said nothing. He knew better than to argue with a man with a crush. He breathed a prayer of relief that this was Lucy’s last night with them. Tomorrow his housekeeper, Mrs. Peach, would return and their lives would get back to normal.

  Jake found himself counting the hours.

  ****

  “This is the absolute limit,” Miss Violet scolded.

  Lucy tried to remember how many times she’d been told she’d reached the limit. Many times. Many, many times.

  “I’m sorry, Miss Violet. I thought the bells were sewn on tightly enough.”

  The older woman shook her head. The iron-colored hair, twisted into a tight bun and sprayed to within an inch of its life, did not move.

  “It’s the concept of risk/reward that you fail to understand, Lucy. Bells represent a huge risk factor with very little prospect of reward. There was simply no need for bells.”

  Lucy didn’t point out that the bells had been Lillie’s idea. Naturally the six-year-old didn’t understand the immutable laws of physics. But then, Lucy, a recent college grad, should have known better. She’d forgotten about centrifugal force.

  “I realize you meant well,” Miss Violet went on, her anger fading. “You always mean well, but, it’s time to think about the consequences of your ideas.”

  Lucy finished the thought in her head. It’s time for you to stop screwing up.

  “All right, now.” Miss Violet patted Lucy’s arm. “You go on out front. Tulips,” she clapped her hands, “line up, if you please.”

  Miss Violet was right. Lucy focused on the dance instructor’s words rather than the amused grins on the faces of her neighbors as she made her way through the auditorium. It was time to stop screwing up. It was time to grow up, to leave home and start a dignified career as a professional journalist, a future Pulitzer Prize winner, a war correspondent. And she would.

  Just as soon as she could get a job.

  Unfortunately, award-winning papers like the Hartford Courier tended not to hire recent college grads. Lucy knew she needed to collect some credentials. Tomorrow she intended to call Ed Stiles, owner and editor of the Eden Excelsior.

  Tonight, though, there was still an ordeal to get through. After two weeks of living in their house it would be hard to say goodbye to the twins. And it was even harder to leave their father. She slipped into the seat next to Sam. His green eyes glowed.

  “I liked the bells,” Sam whispered in a voice that could have been heard out on the Blackbird Reservation fifteen miles west of Eden.

  She hugged the boy and peered over his head at the quirked eyebrow on Jake’s lean face.

  “Remind me not to ask you to sew on any buttons.”

  The rough drawl skittered along her nerve endings and lit a fire inside Lucy. She’d been hyper aware of the tall, golden-haired single dad since she’d met him on her return from college six months earlier. His wide shoulders, narrow hips, and long legs made her breathless. He was so…male. When she was around Jake she felt new sensations, yearnings she didn’t understand. She admired his devotion to his kids and his job. She knew he was looking for someone to replace the wife he’d lost. Sometimes, while she was concocting the evening’s tuna surprise, she pretended she was that wife, home from a hard day of reporting on the Afghanistan War, that after supper she would read a story to the twins and tuck them in and then the rest of the evening would belong to Lucy and her blond, sexy husband.

  She didn’t worry too much about the inherent difficulty of reporting on an overseas war while living in a small town in Maine. It was, after all, a fantasy. And, anyway, Jake had never really liked her. He’d wanted to marry her new sister-in-law and Lucy understood that. Hallie Scott-Outlaw would have made a fantastic mother for Sam and Lillie.

  She sighed. Jake was Lucy’s Mr. Right but she didn’t kid herself. Not really. The truth was he wouldn’t marry his temporary nanny if she was the last available woman on earth.

  Lucy ignored a little pang of regret and flashed the sheriff an apologetic grin. As usual, he didn’t return the smile but something bright and dangerous flashed in his Kryptonite-green eyes and Lucy felt a surge of longing.

  One more night with the Langleys and then she could get on with her grand scheme. It would be good. It would be for the best. Somehow, though, the prospect felt like cold fingers wrapped around her heart.

  ****

  The Cypress Street house was a sixty-year-old home with a roofline pitched to shed snow and a welcoming wrap-around porch. The dwelling had always been special to Lucy. As a child, she’d spent many hours there with her best friend, Sally Carpenter and the whole easygoing Carpenter family whose members, including Sally, had scattered to various points around the country but Lucy still remembered Sunday suppers of soup and popcorn, winter nights spent giggling under warm comforters in Sally’s bedroom and talks with Sally’s mother at the kitchen table. It had been a haven for a child whose household consisted of a workaholic father, a housekeeper and her brother, Cameron, a decade older than herself. Their mother had taken her firstborn, Basil, with her when she’d left twenty years earlier and Lucy had met Baz for the first time this past Christmas.

  Lucy studied the old apple tree in the side yard as she dried the last of the supper dishes. The bare, gnarled branches bent in the wind that presaged an evening storm. It seemed like fitting weather for her last night in the sheriff’s household.

  Lucy hung the dishcloth over the little rack under the sink and headed through the living room and down the corridor that led to the bedrooms. Lillie was waiting to hear a bedtime story, Bread and Jam for Frances. Halfway down the hall Lucy paused at the sound of a familiar, gritty voice coming from Sam’s room.

  “Henry had no brothers and no sisters. ‘I want a brother,’ he told his parents. ‘Sorry,’ they said.”

  Lucy recognized the excerpt from Henry and Mudge.

  “Lucy has a brother,” Sam interrupted. “She has two brothers. Cam and the vegetarian.”

  “Veterinarian.”

  “Yeah.”

  Jake resumed the story. “Henry had no friends on his street.”

  Sam
stopped him again. “Lucy’s my friend.”

  “Mmm.” Jake paused, no doubt waiting to hear what else was on the boy’s mind.

  “Lucy reads real good.” There was a slight pause. “You read real good, too, Daddy.”

  Lucy’s heart squeezed as Sam determinedly defended her against the vague but ever-present charge of incompetence. She heard Jake’s low growl.

  “She reads well.”

  “She kisses well, too,” Sam assured him.

  Lucy’s cheeks flushed with warmth and she hurried down the corridor toward Lillie’s room. She appreciated Sam’s sentiments but she did not want to hear Jake tell Sam he had no interest in Lucy’s kisses. She knew that already.

  Several minutes later the adults switched places. Lucy felt a sharp pang as she smoothed her hand over the boy’s golden hair for the last time. She’d come to love the Langley twins, perhaps that much more because she identified with their motherless state. She knew Jake intended to marry again as soon as he found the perfect wife. It was the right thing to do. The twins needed a mom and the sheriff needed a mate.

  That thought caused Lucy another pang.

  When the twins were tucked in, it was too early to go to bed but Lucy was too restless to sit in the living room and pretend to read a book while Jake watched a pre-season baseball game on TV. She wandered back to the kitchen then out onto the porch. The humidity was high and a powerful wind pushed thickening clouds across the sky.

  April in Maine didn’t bring gentle spring showers. It brought rugged weather, sometimes even a flash blizzard. Lucy listened to the steady rumble and watched the first flashes of lightning. She held onto the porch railing, leaned into the wind and closed her eyes. She wasn’t startled when she felt the railing shift. She’d known he was there even before she heard the creak of the screened door because of the way her insides clenched and the hair stood up on the back of her neck.

  Lucy opened her eyes just enough to admire the way he lounged against the porch rail, his weight braced on his wrists, the powerful muscles in his arms rippling like long grass in the wind. Not for the first time, she tipped her hat to the genius who had designed the short-sleeved khaki shirt as the universal sheriff’s department uniform. And those khaki slacks were a work of art, too, the way they stretched across his flat stomach and muscular thighs. Her cheeks heated in spite of the cool wind. She drew in a deep breath and giggled.